One male courtship Resume

I am a university student, is to recognize superior condition precedent to the girls, so I specifically brought to their resume, hoping the girls of my intention to do my girlfriend!
The following are my advantages:
Strong: The girl rejected 45 times, but I am still alive!
Were very good: denial of my 45 girls in 36 girls, told me that the last sentence is this: You people are really good!
Like to clean: can not find a wife, nor can every day without a bath! Now began to take off her clothes taking a bath! .
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals: So at home, “cockroaches,” a crowd!
Warm towards people: men and women regardless of all ages!
Act decisively: to buy something immediately pay for, hungry, eat right away!
Courageous: who has helped several girls in one way or another have been behind the skirt zipper!
Water Conservation: Never wash your hands after defecating!
Money-for parents: I love my parents!
No position of vulnerability: a lot of measures have not been inside my friend rescued from a well, he said wanted to see his girlfriend one last time, I’ll put his girlfriend threw the following go!
Compassionate: I have devised a plan to make friends disappointment in love, so he told me the same feeling, and this is compassion!
I am the sun: So with the carbon black, like!
Human tolerance: I am a nearsighted!
Insight and strong: the experience of being rejected, there is about a girl took me to the suburbs, will I send her roses, slowly inserted in a pile of dung, I immediately understood, without waiting for me that “I will not hold anything against you,” This sentence, she went away!
Tenacity: In the cafe where friends and chat with six hours later, a friend finally went to pay for the!
Very romantic: roses, red wine, violin, candles, there is a packet of instant noodles!