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Claims to have “the most perfect proportion” of the Chinese actress: Lin Chi-ling

Chinese — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:27:41 +0000

For my own part to maintain the body’s secrets, in addition to a busy life, there are a few tips you can share: in a complex environment, to understand a simple lifestyle, Lin Chi-ling’s happiness comes from the know how to do what zero .

Lin Chi-ling five tips to maintain body

1. Because the current lead busy lives, and even the gym of the time I do not, so I will take a little time left to maintain the body, such as the time for the morning riding a bicycle, or if earlier home, and you can rest a little movement over and then .

2. If today’s work is very busy, there is no extra effort to do sports, watching TV will make use of the relaxation time, doing the exercises Stretch your muscles lines.

3. Bath is my favorite time, which is what I personally recommend the most for the beauty way, I bathe many things to do, it will certainly face from the hair to the body to carry out a full set, and then will hair, using Bath Water Steam milk for hair to absorb, Bath to promote metabolism. Curve of the body more evenly.

4. The use of the time at home again each day, sitting in a simple movement.

5. More fruits and vegetables intake and increase metabolism. I will be a lot of intake of fruit and vegetable fiber, and even the use of Bath time with fruits and juices, the way to add moisture.

“To beauty, not life,” Han Xue weight loss experience – a Chinese beauty star weight loss experience

Chinese — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:08:07 +0000

Q: You now looks very thin, to tell the truth are what move to make?

Han Xue: I was a child felt that only thin is beautiful. So, I’ve eaten, the effect is there, but also great bodily harm. Medicine will make endocrine disorders, a woman’s endocrine disorders, the harm is great. How should I say, you get those is to repay these loans.

Q: Are there people to eat laxatives to lose weight it!

Han Xue: This is a bit off, if it is really necessary to clear up stomach, I usually buy Cassia seed tea. Chinese medicine is relatively relaxed. Should eat a variety of drugs, especially drugs containing the hormone.

Q: For instance, beauty pill, or medicine?

Han Xue: ah, those containing the hormone drugs are double-sided killer. Even more delicate skin began to feel chest bigger, but to the thirty or forty years of age, pay the price.

Q: Are you getting thinner anything so stupid?

Han Xue: My high school, heard people say that his legs wrapped in plastic wrap games, I really to try. Movement out of a lot of sweat has been wrapped in plastic wrap. The last leg is not thin, but long a stretch of eczema.

Q: Is there any crazy diet too?

Han Xue: There is a while I am filming in the north, that part of you want to diet, what do not dare eat the meat. Local vegetables also exceptionally low, no way I can eat tomatoes scrambled eggs. Result was that I ate enough tomatoes, scrambled eggs a month, to eat I can not find the north, and later there is a good for a long time I do not want to eat this dish.

Q: Is the staple food do you skip them entirely?

Han Xue: eat a little rice. But sometimes too hard, and will eat a big consolation myself.

China, a cold joke:”I slept in your mother!”

Chinese — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:29:43 +0000

This joke is still very cold. Cold to a not blame me. .
Two men sitting in the bar.
One of the people began to insult another person.
He cried loudly: “I slept with your mother!”
Suddenly a quiet bar, everyone wants to be insulted to hear how that person will fight back.
Curse another man shouted, “I slept in your mother!”
At this time, another person said: “You’re drunk, Dad. We go home!”

From China, a small joke: beautiful mother

Chinese — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:27:44 +0000

My family’s baby just say a complete sentence, his mother asked him: “Mom is pretty?”
“Beautiful!”
“Where is my mother pretty?”
“Hair, eyes, eyelashes, mouth, arms, legs, penis … my mother are all beautiful!”
My God, this is the mother do? ?

Recently busy, most recently China’s civil servants are busy. They are busy about?

Chinese — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:02:28 +0000

1, cleaning the snow. Is well known all over China have recently suffered a severe cold, as well as snow. In order not to affect people’s travel, and off snow, local civil servants have sent out, the streets clean snow.
2, to spend money. Because China provides that if the financial allocation for this year does not spend this year, where, as long as a year before, which no longer belong to the original money for all government departments, so everyone is December 31 spend all of the financial provision.
3, love. As the saying goes, one year at the beginning and end of the year, are the people’s of estrus good season … …

One of China’s small joke: proof of

Chinese — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:14:16 +0000

A man saw a store selling discounted items, and went inside.
“You buy what?”
“I want to buy dog food.”
“We have provided here, you must prove your dog.”
“Where there is such a provision?”
“Discount merchandise is one such provisions.”
Man for a long time to negotiate with the salesperson, salesperson, or do not agree to sell him.
There is no way, men had to take the dog to bring home only to buy the dog food.
A few days later, the man went to the store to buy cat food.
“Give me two boxes of cat food.”
“We have provided here, you must prove your cats.”
Is salesperson that the man has negotiated with her for a long time, the result was forced to return home to her cat brought it to buy the cat food.
A few days later, the man holding dug a hole big boxes arrived at the store, find the sales.
“You buy what?”
“You reached into the cardboard boxes where the know.”
Stretched into the hands of the salesperson: “What is inside ah, sticky.”
“I want to buy two volumes of toilet paper.”

China’s small joke: mobile phones cry

Chinese — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:50:32 +0000

Nokia said that sales volume, Ericsson cried;

Ericsson said that the Chinese character input, Motorola cried;

Motorola said the model more, Siemens cried;

Siemens said the DIY, Samsung cried;

Samsung said the appearance of technology, Alcatel cried;

Alcatel said the operation interface, Philips cried;

Philips said the standby time, all the phone cried;

China-made mobile phone, said the ability to mimic, all imports of mobile phones do not speak.

Dopod one comes to see who the father of multi (Microsoft, Intel, open Mankiw Kim, CEC, HTC, etc.)

China-made mobile phones are all shocked

This year’s winter popularity death?

Chinese — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:33:43 +0000

Do not know why, just entered the winter of 2009, my close friend had three relatives passed away, but after another, in a short span of three days the dead.
According to Chinese folklore, I would like to express our condolences to the family of the deceased – with spending money.
The more the relationship between good friends, the more to earn more money to them, you come up with more money, the more that you attach importance to the deceased or next of kin, the more will get the respect of others – in particular, have received the money of the deceased family.
Having said that, I took out in the end how much? – Is amazing, and I took out half of the salary sent out.

China’s one school of public announcements of love hotels

Chinese — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:01:09 +0000

I translated a bit, but because there is a pun, so know the Chinese language is estimated to be not understand one of the interesting places.

This paper is a picture where the red words are circled in red.
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Original

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Tribal Utopia
Hotel name
(Day rental)
Instead of spending money on a moonlit night under the love, inferior to our hotel, and his girlfriend having sex.
Utopia tribe on rent, the environment elegant, warm, romantic, cheap and comfortable! During the National Day, open, big bargain!
- Here is the picture –
The price is 25 yuan a day!

One with the cartoons of interesting people writing blog entries: Li Shuang

Chinese — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:11:09 +0000

Figure, Li Shuang is a very interesting blog writers – he used to write comics logs.
From today onwards, I will from time to time the translation of some of his comics diary.
Please enjoy:
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His blog: http://blog.sina.com.cn/sebanana