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China, a cold joke:”I slept in your mother!”

This joke is still very cold. Cold to a not blame me. .
Two men sitting in the bar.
One of the people began to insult another person.
He cried loudly: “I slept with your mother!”
Suddenly a quiet bar, everyone wants to be insulted to hear how that person will fight back.
Curse another man shouted, “I slept in [...]

From China, a small joke: beautiful mother

My family’s baby just say a complete sentence, his mother asked him: “Mom is pretty?”
“Beautiful!”
“Where is my mother pretty?”
“Hair, eyes, eyelashes, mouth, arms, legs, penis … my mother are all beautiful!”
My God, this is the mother do? ?

One of China’s small joke: proof of

A man saw a store selling discounted items, and went inside.
“You buy what?”
“I want to buy dog food.”
“We have provided here, you must prove your dog.”
“Where there is such a provision?”
“Discount merchandise is one such provisions.”
Man for a long time to negotiate with the salesperson, salesperson, or do not agree to sell him.
There is no [...]

China’s small joke: mobile phones cry

Nokia said that sales volume, Ericsson cried;
Ericsson said that the Chinese character input, Motorola cried;
Motorola said the model more, Siemens cried;
Siemens said the DIY, Samsung cried;
Samsung said the appearance of technology, Alcatel cried;
Alcatel said the operation interface, Philips cried;
Philips said the standby time, all the phone cried;
China-made mobile phone, said the ability to mimic, all [...]

With regard to “Dragon Age: Origins” story of the little joke

“Dragon Age: Origins” in the plot to join an organization where the joke of