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China, a cold joke:”I slept in your mother!”

Chinese — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:29:43 +0000

This joke is still very cold. Cold to a not blame me. .
Two men sitting in the bar.
One of the people began to insult another person.
He cried loudly: “I slept with your mother!”
Suddenly a quiet bar, everyone wants to be insulted to hear how that person will fight back.
Curse another man shouted, “I slept in your mother!”
At this time, another person said: “You’re drunk, Dad. We go home!”

From China, a small joke: beautiful mother

Chinese — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:27:44 +0000

My family’s baby just say a complete sentence, his mother asked him: “Mom is pretty?”
“Beautiful!”
“Where is my mother pretty?”
“Hair, eyes, eyelashes, mouth, arms, legs, penis … my mother are all beautiful!”
My God, this is the mother do? ?

One of China’s small joke: proof of

Chinese — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:14:16 +0000

A man saw a store selling discounted items, and went inside.
“You buy what?”
“I want to buy dog food.”
“We have provided here, you must prove your dog.”
“Where there is such a provision?”
“Discount merchandise is one such provisions.”
Man for a long time to negotiate with the salesperson, salesperson, or do not agree to sell him.
There is no way, men had to take the dog to bring home only to buy the dog food.
A few days later, the man went to the store to buy cat food.
“Give me two boxes of cat food.”
“We have provided here, you must prove your cats.”
Is salesperson that the man has negotiated with her for a long time, the result was forced to return home to her cat brought it to buy the cat food.
A few days later, the man holding dug a hole big boxes arrived at the store, find the sales.
“You buy what?”
“You reached into the cardboard boxes where the know.”
Stretched into the hands of the salesperson: “What is inside ah, sticky.”
“I want to buy two volumes of toilet paper.”

China’s small joke: mobile phones cry

Chinese — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:50:32 +0000

Nokia said that sales volume, Ericsson cried;

Ericsson said that the Chinese character input, Motorola cried;

Motorola said the model more, Siemens cried;

Siemens said the DIY, Samsung cried;

Samsung said the appearance of technology, Alcatel cried;

Alcatel said the operation interface, Philips cried;

Philips said the standby time, all the phone cried;

China-made mobile phone, said the ability to mimic, all imports of mobile phones do not speak.

Dopod one comes to see who the father of multi (Microsoft, Intel, open Mankiw Kim, CEC, HTC, etc.)

China-made mobile phones are all shocked

With regard to “Dragon Age: Origins” story of the little joke

Chinese — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:53:11 +0000

Me: I told you that you’ve agreed to not go back on, in short, this is a good thing, the task of saving China!
A: What things?
Me: This can not be said that it wants you to promise that this is a great task, but promised to be irrevocable
A: Good! To fight for justice! I agreed!
Me: put your entire net worth of the property to me!
A: I have a wife does not ,….!!!!
Me: damn! To give money to me, and I consumed lead China’s economy, promote domestic sales, is greatly good, you are failing! I had to kill you!
(Homicide)
A: ……………….. woo!!
Me: damn, no way, I do not wanted to kill him, who told this is the secret of our organization! Promote economic good he should quit!